How many times must you prove your an Angel

Here we were, Me and my friends late night hanging out at the shop painting, sketching and talking into the late hours of the night. As a man walks in and Said can you make me a shirt, We said yeah sure, what do you want on it, in a low creep voice said the devil Stating and glaring at everyone, This old middle age white guy looked like he had a tough life, continues to ask us, what do you think the devil is? What do you think the devil is? My friend MEX and Ruben said there different means to it. This old white guy continues his conversation and answers Himself, and said "The white man is the devil". I don't think he was being racist, He was talking about himself. At this point we were playing Johnny cash song remixed and turned into hip-hop, and of course the rapper mentions the devil on the song weird coincidence. So at this point I was like sorry we can’t make your shirt on black we only have white, "I want it to be dark" my friend Ruben said we could make you a canvas. The old man standing straight and looking at me with a grin, Asking again, "do you know that the devil is" pulls out some cash and extends his arm, more than what the canvas was worth as if it was a bribe? That’s when I was like "IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE" I start to walk up to him he start to back up towards the door, I continue Approaching him and he knew not to mess with me, I had that look on my face, that only comes out once a year. I escort him out the shop and around the corner, and he about to walk away he ask "Why did you kick me out" Your creeping everyone the fuck out, What do Expect I am the devil and start this long loud laugh.